Are you stupid or something

How the hell are you able to say you are proud of yourself for doing something you are supposed to do? We are not talking about a situation where right and wrong is blurred but a choice where there is really only one choice. You did not even mean it as joke! Freaking crap you are dumb. This is the equivalent of me saying I am proud of myself for not running over a kid while they were crossing the street. Humanity is doomed. Wait, if people are this dumb, then maybe I can feed them scooby snacks and mold them into something useful.