Venus and Mars (it'll never change)

female friend: are you going to bring me ice cream tonight?

me: would you like some?

female friend: YES

me: okay

female friend: shut up

me: lol
i'll get you ice cream tomorrow if you want
:P
you'll be near me

female friend: i wont want it tomorrow

me: oic
well then
your loss!
how sad :(

female friend: i hate you

me: why?!

female friend: because
i dont ask for much
and when i do
u tease me

me: lol
fine
i'll bring you fucking ice cream later tonight
like 8something ish

female friend: nope
now i dont want it

me: >_<

female friend: not with that attitude

me: this is clearly
a woman's thinking
lol

female friend: "i want you to want to do the dishes"

me: scenario: it's 11:30 pm and john and jane are laying in bed
jane: i want some ice cream from the convenience store
john: now? it's 11:30! i'll grab some for you in the morning
jane: but i'm craving it now! tomorrow will be too late
john gets up and begins to put on his clothes
john: fine fine i'll go grab it right now then
jane: i don't want it anymore. not if you're gonna be like that
john murders jane and is sentenced 25 to life

female friend: see
you should just do it without complaining!